Some teams never make their own memes
never follow their dreams
really quite depressing

but my team always makes up shitposts
never falling for ghosts
our rips always impressing

Wacky warriors of the music scene,
Spending our time in C A N M T,
Living with homestuck infamy,
In our zany C A N M T

cool and new music team
just take a step right in and buckle in for a ride
cool and new music team
no team better than C A N M T

people say we suck ass
(cool and new, cool and new)
and while we do suck ass
(cool and new)
theyre a little bit wrong
(cool and new, cool and new)
we also suck dicks
(cool and new, cool and new)
but well never give up in trying to entertain
(cool and new, cool and new, cool and new)
at least we tried
(cool and new, cool and new)
us C A N M T

Some teams sort their songs with high bars
stupid jokes don't go far
don't find them appealing;

but my team never lets a gag die
injokes piled so high
can't even see the ceiling

If stupid music's what you want to see,
you should join with C A N M T
Our albums are all fun and free,
so come chill with C A N M T!

cool and new music team
theres no need to worry, we have your shitposts right here
cool and new music team
slaves to o, but we are C A N M T

cool and new music team
just take a step right in and buckle in for a ride
cool and new music team
no team better than C A N M T